So much for Chicago!

I was supposed to go to Chicago with Sven and Risa yesterday. They took off and "forgot" me. Sven shoved me in the closet and they took off. That really ruffled my feathers! I was so looking forward to it. They had the nerve to tell me how much fun they had and that they had lunch at Pizzeria Uno deep dish pizza yada yada yada mmmm good. All I have to say is I better not get left behind again!

Update

I am getting back to my normal self. I have come to terms with the whole thing. So I think I will start getting ready for my summer. I think I will be going to Chicago this weekend and California in July. If there is any place any of you are heading off to this summer and would be willing to let me tag along and take a few pic's I'd be glad to, if schedules permit.

Sad News Update

I just wanted to give you an update on my brother and his wife's crispy demise. They have not found the culprits as of yet. There have been several false tips that take away from the precious time of the investigation. I plead to you Lint Nugget(AKA John) to stop calling in false tips about Sven. He has been cleared of being a suspect. I am trying to get custody of my brother and sister-in-laws eggs that have been left behind. I want to raise them in the family. This has been a rough time for me. Please forgive me of my crankiness during this time of mourning. Except you Lint Nugget!

Movie Reviews

Wanda Lust wants you, Benny

Benny - Did you notice Wanda Lust on Saturday night? She was molting right in front of you! I think she wants you. But watch out ... I hear she's an animal, and not in a good way!

Sad News

I want to let you all know of the passing of my brother Barry and his wife Bertha. They were burnt alive and eaten by a maniac and his family. I just got these pictures from the homicide detectives. I will warn you they are graphic. Please keep me and what remaining family I have left in your thoughts.

Benny Rules!

Benny, your blog is awesome! The pictures turned out great. Thanks to Syndy and Chris for hosting. The pizza and company was fabulous (except for John, but we can't have everything)!!!

It's Here!

As promised here is "THE BLOG"!

Well Saturday night was a hum-dinger. My feathers are still in a ruffle due to the murder and all. My rear end is still aching from the shock I got wile changing that fuse and well, Sven's hand being up there all night.... Bbbock!! Still trying to shake that one off! Here are some pic's


The Big Top

The gang. Notice the dork with the dumbbell


Here is John AKA Buster Gutt in the corner the next day for being naughty. Ellen AKA Wanda Lust left a couple articles of clothing behind the night before. Check out the pic's below.