Phone call from Benny

I got a frantic phone call from Benny yesterday.  There was a lot of clucking but what I got was that John was not feeding him so he would not weigh so much when John shipped him off to Afghanistan So John did not have to pay so much and he is being forced to sleep in the box he is going to be shipped in.  I have insured Benny John will be taken care of! I Vill deal Vith John in an unpleasant Vay!

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