I don't wanna!

John - I'm sorry, Benny, but I'm really too tired to write about your trip tonight.
Benny - And why not? What have you been doing all night?
John - Well, I watched The Weather Channel, then I watched a documentary about 9/11, and then I watched The Weather Channel again.
Benny - So you did nothing fruitful, then?
John - I found out that Galveston is going to be under a lot of water tomorrow night.
Benny - (glares at John)
John - And I remembered how scary 9/11 was.
Benny - (glares with red eyes at John)
John - I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
Benny - (glares with red eyes at John and then pecks on right hand): WRITE NOW!
John - You can't make me!
Benny - (glares with red eyes at John and then pecks on left hand): WRITE NOW!!
John - Man, you're worse than the Daleks! At least they had more emotion!
Benny - WRITE NOW! WRITE NOW!!
John - Later on today. I promise.
Benny - (glares with red eyes at John and pecks at left and right hand): I have my eyes on you. If you don't get any more of my story written, I'm giving permission to Chris and Kathy to chastise, berate, chide, belittle, torment, and ridicule you until you write my story. Capishe?
John - Yes, El Pollo Capitan!
Benny - (glares with red eyes even after the light is turned off, enhancing his creepiness)