On The Lamb

A couple of Benny’s friends from the barnyard stopped by today. They were sad he was not around and that he was heading off to Afghanistan.  They were very well behaved for barnyard folk.  Their names were Polly Pork and Lucky Ducky.  They said they were on the lamb for disposing of Leo Lamb.  I tell you I got a chill down my spine when they told that to me.  I am a little freaked out that I let Benny stay with us and from what I gather Benny was a key participant in the disposal of Leo.  Good luck John!  I hope you have not set him off by not feeding him and making him sleep in a box. Polly said that Leo would steal Benny’s food and shove him into small places for fun. I would keep one eye open while you sleep.