Vacation Is Coming

OK! I am still ticked off at Sven and Risa. They went camping and to the Drive In over the week end and do you think they took me? No! So I have decided to ditch them for there California Vacation and go with Busta and the gang. I hear Busta is renting a car so it should be safe. If you will have me. and promise to take lots of pic's with me.

So much for Chicago!

I was supposed to go to Chicago with Sven and Risa yesterday. They took off and "forgot" me. Sven shoved me in the closet and they took off. That really ruffled my feathers! I was so looking forward to it. They had the nerve to tell me how much fun they had and that they had lunch at Pizzeria Uno deep dish pizza yada yada yada mmmm good. All I have to say is I better not get left behind again!

Update

I am getting back to my normal self. I have come to terms with the whole thing. So I think I will start getting ready for my summer. I think I will be going to Chicago this weekend and California in July. If there is any place any of you are heading off to this summer and would be willing to let me tag along and take a few pic's I'd be glad to, if schedules permit.

Sad News Update

I just wanted to give you an update on my brother and his wife's crispy demise. They have not found the culprits as of yet. There have been several false tips that take away from the precious time of the investigation. I plead to you Lint Nugget(AKA John) to stop calling in false tips about Sven. He has been cleared of being a suspect. I am trying to get custody of my brother and sister-in-laws eggs that have been left behind. I want to raise them in the family. This has been a rough time for me. Please forgive me of my crankiness during this time of mourning. Except you Lint Nugget!

Movie Reviews

Wanda Lust wants you, Benny

Benny - Did you notice Wanda Lust on Saturday night? She was molting right in front of you! I think she wants you. But watch out ... I hear she's an animal, and not in a good way!

Sad News

I want to let you all know of the passing of my brother Barry and his wife Bertha. They were burnt alive and eaten by a maniac and his family. I just got these pictures from the homicide detectives. I will warn you they are graphic. Please keep me and what remaining family I have left in your thoughts.