Sad News Update

I just wanted to give you an update on my brother and his wife's crispy demise. They have not found the culprits as of yet. There have been several false tips that take away from the precious time of the investigation. I plead to you Lint Nugget(AKA John) to stop calling in false tips about Sven. He has been cleared of being a suspect. I am trying to get custody of my brother and sister-in-laws eggs that have been left behind. I want to raise them in the family. This has been a rough time for me. Please forgive me of my crankiness during this time of mourning. Except you Lint Nugget!