Summary of trip to Egypt

Well, I almost immigrated to Egypt. I thought I would enjoy it over there, since it was warm and dusty and there was plenty of friendly people. However, I soon found out why to they were friendly to chickens: it was to lull them into a false sense of security before they fried, boiled, baked, or broiled them! And if the people didn't get me, then the crocodiles would! Boy, it was a rough country! Here are some pictures of the situations I had to get out of:

First, there was the kindergarten teacher. She was very sweet, but I'm sure she only wanted me so she could eat me at a later date:



Then there was the crocodile:



Thankfully, I had a falcon, a camel, and a baboon to take care of me:







I'll be sure to update you with all of the gory details! I had fun, but I think I had more adventures then the entire group combined! Stay tuned!