Trip to the West - final post

Benny - Busta, I think you left some things out of the final post from the trip out West.
Busta - I did? Like what?
Benny - Like how you almost killed us going down the mountain to Denver.
Busta - Hey, it was a steep mountain! And it was raining!
Benny - You also left out the part where Anna didn't talk to you for 2 weeks after the vacation.
Busta - I didn't talk to her, either. It was a mutual disagreement.
Benny - You said something not so nice to her.
Busta - I apologized. Half-heartedly.
Benny - Still ...
Busta - Zip the lip, rooster! Or I won't take you anywhere else!
Benny - I'm not scared of you! I have Anna on my side.
Busta - What's she going to do?
Benny - "Ve haf vays"
Busta - Oh, I forgot. She's Fraulein Commandant. Carry on.
Benny - I thought you would see things my way. Now, when are you going to write about Australia/Afghanistan for me?
Busta - Soon.
Benny - How about now?
Busta - I said soon.
Benny - Now is soon enough. TYPE!!!!!
Busta - Yes, Mein Commandant. Heil Benny!